Blunder: Used Fleshlight…
Hey don’t worry, at least he doesn’t have an STD…
Thanks, Jennifer for the submission!
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The Valentines Date!
I usually don’t play matchmaker, but today is your lucky day, Skeezers! I have this hot date in the Philly area looking for some love. Let me know if you want to meet her!
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Babe Of The Week!
Perry Cooler’s ‘Babe of the Week’!…Submit your shots to Adam@Perrycooler.com for my…I mean Perry’s viewing pleasure. and I may post it on the site!
Meet Alison, or as I call her skeezelicious!
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E-Prank: The Button Collector…
From: PerryCooler@Live.com
To: *********@Yahoo.com
Why hello! My name is Perry and I was browsing Craigslist and came upon your ad! I recently had an estate sale from my dearly departed Grandparents. They have many antique buttons, and picture frames for sale. I will only sell these items to serious hobbyists though. Let me know if you want any pictures and are interested. Thank you!
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From:*********@Yahoo.com
To: PerryCooler@Live.com
would love some pic. Thanks. Teaching my daughter how to repurpose items.
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From: PerryCooler@Live.com
To: *********@Yahoo.com
I think that sounds just wonderful! I am teaching my kids how to make crafts out of various items as well. It’s the way of the future if you ask me! Here is the pic you are wanting. I have many antique picture frames as you can see, and hundreds of various buttons.
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From:*********@Yahoo.com
To: PerryCooler@Live.com
What kind of perversion is this? My daughter was in the fucking room. She almost saw this! Next time you take pictures, be sure to take your families filthy smut out of the picture. I am no longer interested in buying your items.
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From: PerryCooler@Live.com
To: *********@Yahoo.com
Excuse me mam, but I am in mourning right now. I loved Nana, and Papa with all my heart before they died a tragic AIDS related death. It is not in my character to emotionally harm you like that. How about this. Let’s start fresh, and say I sell you the pictures, AND frame for 50 dollars. If your daughter can guess how many buttons are in the jar from the picture, I will give it to her FOR FREE!
How does that deal sound!
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From:*********@Yahoo.com
To: PerryCooler@Live.com
No wonder they’re dead. Whoever lives like like is bound for death. If you condone that then the grave is where you’re heading to. Your family is fucking sick, and I don’t want any part of this conversation anymore. Leave me, and my daughter alone. Get your life together!
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